Have you fallen victim to Flappy Bird yet?
After I heard that it had become the latest craze, I thought I’d try my hand at it. I like to think of myself as a gamer. I have tried pretty much every game on every platform. Naturally, I believe that I’m an epic gaming superstar, but most people might disagree. My wins generally come from street fighter-esque games which require a certain skill at pressing random combinations of controller buttons. Or Sims – where a loss is actually impossible. However, with Flappy Bird, I managed to achieve new level of rage.
Tap – dead.
There is nothing more frustrating than this hellish game. As you become more infuriated, you tap more which leads to a faster death. That stupid bird, coming into my life and testing my emotional stability! I hear that even its creator can’t take it anymore. With a current grand high-score of one, I am convinced that instead of downloading flappy bird, I have become the special owner of floppy bird. Mega sad face.